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Monday, July 14, 2008
 Tuesday, July 8, 2008 Hello my beloved blog readers, Today I woke up at 7am, a little too late for my taste, but yea, so I had breakfast, so yea...mum made for me some eggs with coffee so yea...a little too bitter but yea...at 7.30am finished by breakfast, so yea...read the newspaper, so yea..nothing new..so yea...then went off to school..so yea. OH MY GAWDDD!!! Guess what happened!! Guess what happened!! There was like..a fight in school!! Awesome rite?! =D =P but yea..anyways so yea..had to stay back after that, Mrs. Ferkme wanted to give me extra lessons, so yea, wonder why she keeps groping my crotch, she says it'll help me learn better, so yea...guess it will. So yea, got home about 2pm, got a little bored..so yea...spankwire really made my day..so yea...slept for a couple of hours..so yea..woke up about 7pm...so yea...had my daily wrist cutting..so yea..it was such a relieve, feeling the cold hard steel on my skin..oh..the pleasure of watching the red blood flowing down my arm...such ecstasy, but anyways, so yea...i felt happy after that, so yea...had dinner, dad came home drunk as usual, slapped mum around a bit, and me next..so yea..went to sleep after that, oh what a wonderful day. This post is dedicated to all those lifeless bloggers out there. Still cool and healthy.
Do you agree with that songs these days are really NOT songs ? Come to think of it, i think 'songs' these days are to be confused with sound distortion or an EMO boy screaming out. Here are some of the genres that ARE irritating to the ear :- 1. Emo/goth/alternative rock - Seriously if you have problems, go to your friends. Don't record about your life being so miserable. So what if your girlfriend left you? So what if your mom hits your dad? So what if your dog leg-raped you ? So what if the worlds gonna end? Not everyone's interested. You're just channelling your hate and frustration to others. With a fee of course and some cash.   2. Hip-hop - What happened to the days of Grandmaster Flash and Afrika Bambaataa? The Furious Five ? I bet not many of you people know who they are for starters. Hip-hop these days ain't hip-hop. Rhymes have no meaning anymore. All you hear is how much bootay some wacked up homie got for being rich or die trying. Or some homie dissing another for getting rich or die trying. The beats are really off and the bass gets to your nerves. Nothing beats old school hip-hop. Back in the day, everything that came out from the mike was soul and love. Now . . . 'nigger bust a cap !!!'. No wonder DJ Nas came out with a song titled 'Hip-hop is Dead'. So true. Well maybe not dead but dying.  3. Sean Kingston - He's just fat and ugly and overrated with that Jamaican accent. 4. Trance - Is that even music ? Sounds more like sounds you'd play to scare away tigers and elephants in the woods. Or simply just to irritate your 90 year old grandma with hearing aids. What's worse are the guys who dance to it. That one genre of dance which is overrrated, so to say. Anyway don't hate the dance, hate the player. I'm sure you've seen them on the sidewalks doing a form of footwork which looks like they're stepping on palm sized bugs outta frustration.  Revamp of be vamped. These genres are killers. . . . . Period Sunday, July 6, 2008 A derivitive of two words actually, the first being "testes", which of course are the two reproductive glands located within the scrotum. The second part, "mon" or "moni" was a more primitive form of currency. Put them together and you have a word which, loosely translated means: "for two cents I'd kick you right in the nuts". Very interesting word indeed. Eh lanciao wtf is this shit ? I read Hamlet a moment ago and by the third page i threw it away. Do you think i can figure this out ka ? . . . . .
This is how it all started. Fuck whatever they say about evolution and shit. Humans didn't evolve from dinosaurs or apes. If they did, where are all the t-rex bitches with humongous pussies ? Why girls can't freaking pick ants from a nest with sticks ? There's a missing link and here's a karat theory agrred by many experts . . . .  Wanna se some dino porn BTW?OK. To set things straight. This is how it all started. I mean how it all came to be. One day, an alien by the name of Jeesus came down from planet Annunaki (the mysterious planet X approaching Earth, go google it) on a spacecraft. He was drinking a local beverage we all know today as red wine (only pussies drink red wine). He got fucking wasted like how Mick Jagger would on heroine. So he walks out his spacecraft and looked around, only to be met by a sight of 'apes' wandering around humping each other. When you're drunk, everything around you seems amusing. Like really amusing. Even if a cat was licking its own ass, you'd be amused by it which in turn tempts you to lick it too. Being the jerkish guy he is, he grabbed a female ape and said : Jeesus: 나는 나의 암컷을 오늘 밤 만들기 위하여 려고 하고 있다. Smack. Ape: OOhh oohh oohh oohhh. ahhh ahhh ahh.. . . HHooooo Jeesus: 나는 이해하지 않는다 Shit그러나 저가 에 의하여 단단한 Cock완전히 시키고 있다. Ape: AAAhhh AAAhhhh AaAhhhh !!! Jeesus: 이것을 변환하는 것을 시도하는 경우에 분실자이다. LOL Jeesus made history that night. 100 million years later, this was the by-result of his one nighter with that poor ape. Religion.  Humans.   Our dumbfounded ancestors.  The missing link proves that we're a by-result of a shotgun which we so often see these days. Which means we're all bastards/pre-nuptial children/xenos. Can you live with that ?And can you live with the fact that come 2012, we're gonna be visited by our founding fathers ? LOLOLO
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