| . |
Sunday, July 6, 2008
This is how it all started. Fuck whatever they say about evolution and shit. Humans didn't evolve from dinosaurs or apes. If they did, where are all the t-rex bitches with humongous pussies ? Why girls can't freaking pick ants from a nest with sticks ? There's a missing link and here's a karat theory agrred by many experts . . . .  Wanna se some dino porn BTW?OK. To set things straight. This is how it all started. I mean how it all came to be. One day, an alien by the name of Jeesus came down from planet Annunaki (the mysterious planet X approaching Earth, go google it) on a spacecraft. He was drinking a local beverage we all know today as red wine (only pussies drink red wine). He got fucking wasted like how Mick Jagger would on heroine. So he walks out his spacecraft and looked around, only to be met by a sight of 'apes' wandering around humping each other. When you're drunk, everything around you seems amusing. Like really amusing. Even if a cat was licking its own ass, you'd be amused by it which in turn tempts you to lick it too. Being the jerkish guy he is, he grabbed a female ape and said : Jeesus: 나는 나의 암컷을 오늘 밤 만들기 위하여 려고 하고 있다. Smack. Ape: OOhh oohh oohh oohhh. ahhh ahhh ahh.. . . HHooooo Jeesus: 나는 이해하지 않는다 Shit그러나 저가 에 의하여 단단한 Cock완전히 시키고 있다. Ape: AAAhhh AAAhhhh AaAhhhh !!! Jeesus: 이것을 변환하는 것을 시도하는 경우에 분실자이다. LOL Jeesus made history that night. 100 million years later, this was the by-result of his one nighter with that poor ape. Religion.  Humans.   Our dumbfounded ancestors.  The missing link proves that we're a by-result of a shotgun which we so often see these days. Which means we're all bastards/pre-nuptial children/xenos. Can you live with that ?And can you live with the fact that come 2012, we're gonna be visited by our founding fathers ? LOLOLO
|
| . | maystar designs |
